Do you like weddings? […] It’s like watching your friends put on a little pageant. And you have to be in a nice dress and talk to people you don’t know and I feel like I have potentially avoided making very close female friends because I don’t wanna be a bridesmaid. If you put me on an e-mail chain and tell me I have to wear ballet pink nail polish I will kill you where you stand. I’m not having it.
today at the bookstore i asked the lady working if she had any lgbtq books that i could check out and her eyes magnified in what i mistook as horror and i thought i had offended her and then she said “i have a bag of lesbian fiction in the basement i’ve been waiting for someone to finally ask” and she all but burst down the stairs to get them for me
bless
“I have a bag of lesbian fiction in the basement” is my new go-to pickup line
Jennifer Morrison attends the Marchesa fashion show during New York Fashion Week: The Shows at Gallery 1, Skylight Clarkson Sq. on September 13, 2017 in New York City.
Jennifer Morrison, Victoria Justice, Dylan Penn, and Olivia Culpo attend the Marchesa fashion show during New York Fashion Week: The Shows at Gallery 1, Skylight Clarkson Sq on September 13, 2017 in New York City.
Jennifer Morrison and Victoria Justice attend the Marchesa fashion show during New York Fashion Week: The Shows at Gallery 1, Skylight Clarkson Sq on September 13, 2017 in New York City.
its only unhealthy people who litter. You never see a empty bag of kale on the ground. only takis or something
my mom came home from the thrift store nearly in joyful tears and pulled this out of her shopping bag with utter glee
It doesn’t make us go crazy. We just don’t understand the why. No one has ever satisfactorily explained why bagged milk is better than milk in jugs.
There is no literal reason since the jugs we use are just as cheap as bags and with a bag you need to put it into something as soon as it’s opened because otherwise you’re crying over spilt milk
I don’t understand why y'all use jugs though. They’re so impractical.
No they’re not. You have a self contained stand able container.
With a bag you have one floppy boi
We have holders for that. There’s no real difference.
Wouldn’t it be crazy if there was a way you could hold milk without grabbing a separate holder? Some sort of solid plastic or cardboard container, that would be so cool.
me, drinking juice at 1pm: breakfast
me, eating a bag of chips at 4pm: lunch
me, eating a flour tortilla with nothing on it at 10pm: dinner
me, cooking a three course meal at 2am: bedtime snack
